Until such time as Mr. Wilson deigns to
create a bio, I feel it is my place to
inform everyone that he is married,
with 3 children, a dog, several hamsters
, and a llama. Contrary to popular
rumors he is not a gigolo from Jersey,
nor does he do Cher impersonations.

He does however have to write his bio
if he wishes those rumors to cease.
This is not Mr. Wilson. No, he looks
better in sequins and rhinestones.